withtimecomesunderstanding:

If you date a 
poet I 
apologize, they’re
so heartbroken your
name will drag across
the page like 
anchored dead 
weight. They will find
the most heartbreaking way
to expose everything you
ever hated about 
yourself under the guise of
art.

If you date a poet
don’t expect to be
immortalized; words are a 
dime a dozen if you shop
at the right store and
trust me, most of us
do.

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assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

Error

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commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

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20 minutes ago + 36,331 notes
Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
24 minutes ago + 439,479 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

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2 hours ago + 159,972 notes

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

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2 hours ago + 11,725 notes

bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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12 hours ago + 457,800 notes

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

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